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House: Afraid you’re gonna have to finish your nag later.

Wilson: I said I think it’s stupid, right? Then I think I’m done.









House: ”Go all in.” Wilson: ”You obviously want to bust me. Why would you—” House: ”Either you go all in or I tell everybody in the building that you’re wearing toenail polish.” Wilson: ”I’m all in.”

House: ”Go all in.” 
Wilson: ”You obviously want to bust me. Why would you—” 
House: ”Either you go all in or I tell everybody in the building that you’re wearing toenail polish.” 
Wilson: ”I’m all in.”



Wilson: I won the poker tournament. I totally played this guy Burman from Business Affairs. I got great cards, but I don’t bet. Just call, no raises. Burman pairs his king on the flop, I keep calling, the river turns, I check. He can’t stand it. He goes all in, he’s sure he’s won. I call. I flip ‘em. Oh!

House: Pocket aces.

Wilson: I nailed his ass!